The Gridiron Court

A chronicle of the season · Anno 2026

Chapter FourWeek 1September 13, 2026

The Spare

House Vikings · House Packers · A court intrigue — The succession crisis

Skol, And Suffer. — the words of House Vikings

Minnesota leased a lord for twelve months. He lasted a quarter of an afternoon.

Kyler Murray was signed the day after Arizona put him out — not a succession, not a future, explicitly temporary. On Sunday, in the first quarter of his first game in Minnesota, he ran a single yard and two Green Bay men arrived at once. One of them was flagged for how he did it. Murray did not come back. It was his head, which is the injury nobody argues about.

So the seat was empty, and everyone in that building knew who should have been waiting behind it.

J.J. McCarthy was this house’s first-round claim two springs ago, promised the future here. He has spent most of the time since in a treatment room: a knee that cost him a whole season, then an ankle, a concussion, a hairline break in his throwing hand. Days before this game, Minnesota moved him quietly down to third.

Third. Not the understudy. The understudy’s understudy, in his own hall, with nothing to do all day.


The man who took the seat instead was Carson Wentz, named second in line only days earlier himself, and running the whole house before the first quarter was out.

For a while none of that seemed to matter. Jordan Love threw for nearly four hundred yards, and Green Bay — which made the postseason last winter while Minnesota sat at home — went two scores clear and looked very much the better house.

Then Green Bay needed a single yard to keep the ball, and chose to take it rather than hand the ball back. Love gave it to none of his knights. He put his own head down and went at the pile himself, which is what a house does when it is certain of itself.

He did not get it.


Minnesota came the length of the field and scored, and then refused the easy part.

There is a small kick that follows every score — close in, worth a single point, and it does not miss. Minnesota waved it away and stayed out on the field for the harder thing instead: the same line crossed a second time, worth double, and worth nothing at all if it fails.

Wentz looked for Justin Jefferson, who had already caught two scores from him that afternoon.

Jefferson was exactly where he was meant to be.

And Minnesota led. For the first time all day, on the arm of the man this house had named its second choice.

Green Bay did not score again. Minnesota won heavily, on twenty-nine points in a row, which is less a comeback than a house remembering what it is in front of the one neighbour it cannot stand to lose to.

The lease still runs twelve months. The lord is concussed, the heir is third in line, the substitute has three scores to his name, and somebody has to walk out of that tunnel first next Sunday.

Ships of the week: Wentz and Jefferson, twice in an afternoon, and once more when it counted double. Villain of the week: the depth chart. Next week: Minnesota says out loud who it actually believes in.

The Record

  • Vikings 39, Packers 22 — U.S. Bank Stadium. A final score never recorded in an NFL game before
  • Kyler Murray, in his Minnesota debut, concussed in the first quarter — hit by Javon Bullard and Lukas Van Ness after a 1-yard scramble on third-and-7. Bullard was flagged for unnecessary roughness
  • Minnesota signed Murray to a one-year deal the day after Arizona released him, and benched J.J. McCarthy, their 2024 first-round pick, taken 10th overall
  • Before this game Minnesota named Carson Wentz the backup and moved McCarthy third on the depth chart. McCarthy did not play
  • McCarthy missed his entire rookie season after knee surgery; a high-ankle sprain, a concussion and a hairline fracture in his throwing hand limited him to 10 starts in his second
  • Carson Wentz: 12 of 19, 133 yards, three touchdowns, 123.5 rating
  • Two of the three went to Justin Jefferson, who finished with 8 catches for 92 yards
  • Wentz to Jefferson again on the two-point conversion that gave Minnesota its first lead, 25-22
  • Minnesota trailed by 12 and scored 29 straight to finish
  • Jordan Love: 21 of 42, 387 yards, two touchdowns, one interception
  • Fourth-and-1: Green Bay sent Love on a sneak. He did not get it
  • Jordan Mason and Aaron Jones combined for close to 100 yards on the ground
The line you say tomorrow“Minnesota lost its rented quarterback in the first quarter and won going away behind a backup they had named days earlier.”