House Colts
“The Horseshoe Turns”
- Lands
- Indianapolis
- Seat
- Lucas Oil Stadium
- Sigil
- A blue horseshoe on white
- Allegiance
- AFC South
- Standing
- Diminished · 8-9 last season
The Wound
Two things happened to this house that it has never resolved.
It left Baltimore in the middle of the night in 1984 — moving vans, snow, a city waking up to nothing. And it spent the 2000s with one of the greatest lords the sport has produced and converted all of it into a single title, which the realm still considers a waste.
Since then: a decade of searching. This house has started a new quarterback almost every year since 2019 and has treated each one as the answer.
The Lord
Daniel Jones, eighty-eight million dollars, sixty guaranteed.
Written off in New York, he arrived here and was, briefly and genuinely, excellent — before an Achilles tore and ended it. This house paid him anyway. It is the most sincere bet in the realm: that the good version was real and the injury was just an injury.
The Knights
- Alec Pierce — a hundred and fourteen million to stay, after this house sent Michael Pittman to Pittsburgh. A clear statement about who they think is better.
Ancient Grudges
- House Patriots. The defining rivalry of the last era, and Indianapolis lost most of it.
- House Texans, House Titans, House Jaguars. The division, such as it is.
What Changed This Spring
They paid Jones, paid Pierce, and let Pittman go. Everything this house did was a bet that last year’s brief, interrupted good stretch was the truth.
Prophecy
That the Achilles was the only thing wrong.
Dispatches — House Colts
No dispatches yet for this house.